how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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