Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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