I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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