i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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