On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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