So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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