Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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