i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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