My brain says no but my pants say off.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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