im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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