Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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