But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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