super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
why is half of my head shaved?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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