what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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