in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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