my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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