Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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