At least make sure they are 18
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i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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