I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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