ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't think brook has ever known best
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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