so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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