please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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