we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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