vagina is talking i cant
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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