i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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