it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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