No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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