my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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