worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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