nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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