Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.