If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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