haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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