No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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