Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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