Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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