I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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