when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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