I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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