Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
we're so committed to being not committed
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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