The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
