she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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