Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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