what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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