I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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