She's JV to your varsity
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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