Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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i drank out of a bidet.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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