She announced her abortion via fbk
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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