since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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