Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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