we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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