I love black thongs
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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