hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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