I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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