One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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