Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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